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A Fine Explanation!

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bed making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife said, "You are a disrespectful pig! How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!"

And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

And the husband began --
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a ride. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments."

"Since she was so dirty, I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away."

"Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."

The husband took a quick breath and continued -
"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' "